I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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