New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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