It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
