its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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