Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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