found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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