I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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