The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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