i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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