wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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