What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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