508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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