She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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