just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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