: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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