Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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