I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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