Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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