And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I touched a dick in church today
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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