Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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