Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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