3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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