if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Porn is love you can see.
I just threw up on my dentist
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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