super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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