Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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