A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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