i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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