it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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