This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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