no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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