Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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