i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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