Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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