That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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