We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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