He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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