my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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