I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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