butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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