I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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