Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just want nice things and good sex
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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