I think i peed on brittanys purse
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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