Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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