Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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