Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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