Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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