She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I want to fling myself into the sun
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I deserve this hangover.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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