i was born a porn star she said
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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