can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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