Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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