we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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