I hope mine doesn't look like that
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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