can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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