I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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