thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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